CHRIS KRINGLE'S DAD SPOTTED AT AT&T CENTER

A sports fan person living in San Antonio has a dual and unique outlook on his teams. While you may freak out every time the national media neglects the Spurs and over looks them, you also get spoon fed Cowboys info on a daily basis. It's very unique. A dynastic basketball team that will go down as the most under rated, over looked great team in NBA history, the Spurs always are an afterthought on the national scale.



YOU WILL NOT FIND 1 "F CAMPBELL" PLATE IN ALL OF TEXAS (FOR A REASON)

Then there are the Cowboys. Whether they are good or not, the SA Cowboy fan experiences all that he should be experiencing with his football team. America's team. Your team. My team. Good for you. Good for me. Taste good. Mmm good. An interesting sports scenario. As a Spurs fan you are in constant defense mode, having to explain to your know nothing friends and relatives outside SA the truth. As a Cowboy fan, you get to bask in all of the attention that comes with being part of NFL royalty.  Cowboys fans know that they are the envy of the world. Take the Red Skins game for instance. With all due apologies to you old schoolers out there, there is no rivalry with Washington. Not from the Cowboy fan perspective. D.C., Philly and NY will always hate us far more than we hate them. Has something to do with being more important than everybody else. Doesn't it feel good? It's the Spurs fan's chance to feel like a Laker fan during football season.

T.O. HAS NEW BOOK OUT ON GETTING RIPPED AND A NEW ENDORSEMENT

In an effort to heap praise upon Terrell Owens, venerable John Madden actually got it wrong when he discussed how the old TO wouldn't have blocked down field. Madden is letting perception skew his reality. For all of the crap Owens put the 49ers and Eagles through, there was never a time where people on those squads ever questioned the man's work ethic. Pissed about money? Check. Calling Jeff Garsthea a gay? Check. Punching out Hugh Douglas in the locker room? Check. Never did anybody get on him for being lazy. Ever.



READ ALL ABOUT MIKE ALMOST KILLING EVERETT MCIVER

I've been reading some exerpts of the new Jeff Pearlman book on the glory and glory holes of the early 90's Cowboys. I will soon purchase it even if I get pissed at Pearlman while reading it. It's a must read for any hard core Cowboy fan who walked around during the early 90's with a constant case of pants rigor mortis. From Jimmy the Tyrant to Jerry the philanderer to Charles Haley the weird ass penis obsessed sacking sum bitch, the book will be highly entertaining. 



THIS MAN COULD RUIN YOUR SEASON

Thank God the Cowboys got Mike Carey in their game Sunday night. At some point they will get a game worked by the now infamous Ed Hochuli. Maybe he's so deranged with remorse for screwing over the Chargers, he'll actually have a very goot regular season.

MILES AUSTIN JUST GUARANTEED HIMSELF THE PICK OF THE LITTER (SHOULD HE CHOOSE TO INDULGE)

"Hi ladies, I'm Miles Austin. Let's fornicate." That's a tee shirt I would have made if I were Miles after the night he had. He is also pretty. Mrs. Taylor missed every down of that game but perked up when Miles flashed his "Cal Ripken" eyes before Andrea Kramer. Bet she got pants rigormortis.




FELIX JONES ACTUALLY 37?




YEP, I'LL STICK TO TEXAS WOMEN

It feels goot! to be wrong about what went down at Lambeau Field Sunday night. That was an impressive win considering: short week - coming off emotional divisional game - Romo had his B game - TO out of sorts - etc. The best D effort I've seen in quite some time. No worries about the Int's deep in the other team's territory. Yes, it does suck, and it's happened twice but I maintain it's better than throwing a pick deep in your own territory any day. Romo is a bit hardheaded and the offense gets even more aggressive in the red zone: a good thing! I member the days of playing for field goals under Chan Gailey, Dave Campo and Bill Parcells.



D-BAGS ATTACK JASON WITTEN!

John Madden's new boyfriend is Jason Witten. Madden woke up and decided he was tired of Brett Favre and opened the covers for Paul Bunyan. Deservedly so of course. It seems weird and we take him for granted but after hearing Madden call Witten the best TE in football I got to thinking. He's right.