Welcome to our listeners from Austin. Mike's been doing his show in San Antonio for almost 6 years. He occasionally might use a word or term that doesn't make sense. To help everyone along, here's a glossary that might be useful.
This list will get updated from time to time. Occasionally new words will be added. But the old ones...the ones that no longer are used...will probably stay. We'll admit it, we're lazy.
Ass Whip - someone who is just a pain in your ass. (IE: Chris Rose or Rowdy the Cowboys' mascot)
Bit – a skit, stunt or joke usually used to entertain; sometimes a hoax or cover-up.
Dingus - a male reproduction organ or nickname for John De La Rosa, former audio disseminator.
The Chicka – Former producer’s “woman’, now wife
Cheri - Mike Taylor's hot sister.
Chubtastic - a woman who you find physically pleasing.
D-Bag – someone who acts in a stupid, ridiculous, foolish or unsatisfactory manner; a true nuisance to society.
The Devil - T.O.
Sumbitch - a person really good at what they do.
Jerry World - Cowboys Stadium.
Puro - anything that pertains to Mexican or Hispanic life style.
Flat In The Front – a reference to not having any cajones; not a compliment.
Homer – someone who constantly looks at his team through rose-colored glasses.
It's Guut or Goot – a positive reaction to an idea, question, statement, situation, etc. (the t is usually silent)
Jert – a t-shirt that looks like a jersey but isn’t as expensive as a jersey.
Larry Pacquiao - DJ L-Gee, aka Lawrence Goynes, former audio disseminator.
Joe Downtown - Houston D Bag. Most Hated Caller in show history.
Level Orange – used to describe whether or not you should look at the Mike Taylor Show website at work. Level Orange is borderline, while Level Red is NSFW (not safe for work).
The Mothership - Ticket home studio.
Muskrat Rule – the boss is probably listening so watch what you say, or worse, when he shows up at remotes.
Myep! – an acknowledgement (the p may be silent).
Porn Star Friday – on this day everyone uses their “porn star” name which you get from using the name of your first pet as your first name and the street you grew up on as your last name.
Suicide Girl or Suicide – a girl approximately 18-28 years old, covered in tattoos and piercings, with severe daddy issues and extremely low self esteem, who dates losers and yet possesses a huge ego.
T-shirt Fan – someone who is a fan of a sports team even though said person did not go to that college or live in that town, or otherwise has no personal affiliation or connection to the team.
Taint – slang for the area between the genitals and anus.
TaintSpur - any former Spurs player who sucked while in San Antonio has since moved on to a different team.
Taint-Ticket - Jim Bob Breazeale, former audio disseminator.
Taint-Ticket Two - John De La Rosa, former audio disseminator.
Taint-Ticket Three - DJ L-Gee. former audio disseminator.
Teca State -the school LG and JB attended; Texas State.
The Bear - Pet name given to JB after a Starbucks thought they were a gay couple.
The People – the loyal listeners of The Mike Taylor Show; see also Thunderdome.
Thunderdome – originally started at Missions games, this was a group of fans who cheered on the team. The name is now given to any large group of Mike Taylor fans who are known to get rowdy; they do not necessarily need to be at a sporting event.
Tita - Mike Taylor's wife.
Would - someone you would like to have intercourse with. (EX: "She's a would.")
Yao Ming - slang for, "You know what I mean?" (EX: The Rockets suck, Yao Ming?")
You ‘Member – added to statements that you probably already know as fact or accept as true.
The San Antonio Spurs are now 2-0 against the Memphis Timberwolves. The game had more ups and downs than any rollercoaster devised, having to go into overtime to achieve the final result.
Game 3 will be Saturday May 25,2013 as the Spurs go on the road and try to secure a decisive win over the Timberwolves . Should be a great battle as the last two games have indicated, each going down to the wire . As usual you be able to hear all the action on our big brother station news radio 1200 WOAI .
However there may be a snag in the game plan.
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
From all of us here at Ticket 760 and STSA our thoughts, prayers go out to those affected by the tornadoe that slammed into Moore, Oklahoma Monday.
Here is the link for those interested in providing support .
Tonight the Spurs will try to gain a 2-0 lead against the Memphis Grizzlies at the AT&T Center.
Coverage of the game begins at 7:30 and you can hear all the action on outr big brother station new radio 1200 WOAI .
GO SPURS GO !!!!!!!!
It has become sort of my own running joke that Mack Brown couldn't win a national title until Jim Thorpe showed up on campus. "Jim Thorpe", of course, being Vince Young who graduated from UT this past weekend. VY's Herculean and at times mythical football prowess while he was at UT must have had a smiliar impact amongst Longhorns as did Thorpe's amongst Carlisle Indian School backers during the first decade of the 1900's.
For you knuckle draggers who don't know, Oklahoma native American Thorpe was the world's greatest athlete for the first quarter of the 20th century. Thorpe helped lead all Indian Carlisle to college football prominence, led the Canton Bulldogs to a pro football title and for fun made $5,000 a year playing in the big leagues for John McGraw's New York Giants. Oh yeah, he also set the world record in the decathlon at the 1912 Olympic Games in Stockholm.
Vince Young has struggled after his days at UT. From his flame out in Tennessee to his financial issues to his drunken arrest on assault charges in a club, he actually has much more in common with Thorpe than just sports. "Injun Jim" went through all of the aforementioned endeavors long before there was ever a Vince Young. Thorpe never could escape from the legendary days of schoolboydom and so it seems has been the case with VY. He's still a young man at age 30 and there's plenty of time yet to write his own story and end the parallels with a man history has regrettably mostly forgotten.